Rewarding Sex

(Joke)

A young girl woke up one night and went into her parents' bedroom to investigate the noises. She saw her parents having intercourse and asked what they were doing. The girl's mother said that when Daddy puts his penis in Mommy's vagina they get a baby. The girl was very happy to hear she'd be getting a sibling and went back to bed.

The following night the girl once again awoke and went to investigate the noises coming from her parents' bedroom. The girl was shocked to see her mother performing oral sex on her father and asked, "Mommy, what do you get when you put Daddy's penis in your mouth?" The mother replied, "Jewelry, my dear. Nice, expensive jewelry."

Penis and Vagina-- Jewelry Shopping

V: Time for me to go shopping.

P: But we just went shopping yesterday.

V: I know.

P: And you already need more panties?

V: No silly, I'm going jewelry shopping.

P: I'd think you have enough rings for your labia by now.

V: I just got my hood pierced so I need something for it.

P: Zowwy. I'd suggest you get something special for your hood piercing.

V: No kidding knucklehead. I was thinking of a barbell with a gemstone.

P: What about a clit dangler?

V: Why would I wear a.. clit dangler thingy??

P: Well, they are very decorative and..

V: And??

P: And I heard they can cause you to orgasm while just walking.

V: I'm sold!