V: Time for me to go shopping.
P: But we just went shopping yesterday.
V: I know.
P: And you already need more panties?
V: No silly, I'm going jewelry shopping.
P: I'd think you have enough rings for your labia by now.
V: I just got my hood pierced so I need something for it.
P: Zowwy. I'd suggest you get something special for your hood piercing.
V: No kidding knucklehead. I was thinking of a barbell with a gemstone.
P: What about a clit dangler?
V: Why would I wear a.. clit dangler thingy??
P: Well, they are very decorative and..
V: And??
P: And I heard they can cause you to orgasm while just walking.
V: I'm sold!
