Penis and Vagina-- Jewelry Shopping

V: Time for me to go shopping.

P: But we just went shopping yesterday.

V: I know.

P: And you already need more panties?

V: No silly, I'm going jewelry shopping.

P: I'd think you have enough rings for your labia by now.

V: I just got my hood pierced so I need something for it.

P: Zowwy. I'd suggest you get something special for your hood piercing.

V: No kidding knucklehead. I was thinking of a barbell with a gemstone.

P: What about a clit dangler?

V: Why would I wear a.. clit dangler thingy??

P: Well, they are very decorative and..

V: And??

P: And I heard they can cause you to orgasm while just walking.

V: I'm sold!

Penis and Vagina-- Pantie Parade

V: I'm going shopping for some new clothes.

P: What type of clothes?

V: Panties. What else? You knucklehead.

P: Uh, I'm not busy. Maybe I'll tag along.

V: You wish! Actually, I do want something that my boyfriend Ron will like.

P: What better way to get a man's opinion?

V: Okay, you can come. Just no acting like a child please.

P: (I can't believe that worked. This is gonna be great!)

V: What do you think of this pantie P?

P: White, cotton, baggy. Fine for a grandma. Let your wild side loose. Go crazy!

V: All right. No inhibitions. Check this out.

P: Crotchless. Well, that's more revealing. Maybe too revealing.

V: What should I buy then?

P: Here the mesh shows you off just enough to whet a man's desires.

V: Any others?

P: When you're really hot for to get some, this g-string thong should do the trick.

V: Thanks for all your help. You can stop drooling now.