Penis and Vagina-- Pussy Pump

V: We tried out the penis pump last night.

P: How did it go?

V: It was bigger.. I mean better.. well, bigger and better.

P: I couldn't be happier for you.

V: Didn't you mention another pump?

P: You mean the pussy pump?

V: Right. Is there really such a thing?

P: There most certainly is.

V: Now, what exactly does it do?

P: It'll make your labia swell up.

V: It isn't going to make me look fat, is it?

P: Oh boy..

Rewarding Sex

(Joke)

A young girl woke up one night and went into her parents' bedroom to investigate the noises. She saw her parents having intercourse and asked what they were doing. The girl's mother said that when Daddy puts his penis in Mommy's vagina they get a baby. The girl was very happy to hear she'd be getting a sibling and went back to bed.

The following night the girl once again awoke and went to investigate the noises coming from her parents' bedroom. The girl was shocked to see her mother performing oral sex on her father and asked, "Mommy, what do you get when you put Daddy's penis in your mouth?" The mother replied, "Jewelry, my dear. Nice, expensive jewelry."