Penis and Vagina-- Pussy Pump

V: We tried out the penis pump last night.

P: How did it go?

V: It was bigger.. I mean better.. well, bigger and better.

P: I couldn't be happier for you.

V: Didn't you mention another pump?

P: You mean the pussy pump?

V: Right. Is there really such a thing?

P: There most certainly is.

V: Now, what exactly does it do?

P: It'll make your labia swell up.

V: It isn't going to make me look fat, is it?

P: Oh boy..

Penis and Vagina-- Penis Pump

P: Does size really matter?

V: Sure does. The larger the tool, the better it fits the job.

P: And does Ron have a large "tool"?

V: Let's just say he's very skilled handling it.

P: So it's not very big.

V: I didn't say that.

P: Exactly. Which means you wish he was bigger.

V: Maybe.

P: Have you ever tried a penis pump?

V: No. Does it actually work?

P: It won't make Ron's prick grow twice as big permanently.

V: What use is it then?

P: It might make him engorged for a while.

V: That doesn't sound all bad.

P: What about trying a pussy pump while you're at it.

V: You've got to be kidding. Is there really such a thing?

P: Maybe next time.