P: Does size really matter?
V: Sure does. The larger the tool, the better it fits the job.
P: And does Ron have a large "tool"?
V: Let's just say he's very skilled handling it.
P: So it's not very big.
V: I didn't say that.
P: Exactly. Which means you wish he was bigger.
V: Maybe.
P: Have you ever tried a penis pump?
V: No. Does it actually work?
P: It won't make Ron's prick grow twice as big permanently.
V: What use is it then?
P: It might make him engorged for a while.
V: That doesn't sound all bad.
P: What about trying a pussy pump while you're at it.
V: You've got to be kidding. Is there really such a thing?
P: Maybe next time.
