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Showing posts with label designer. Show all posts
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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Ruthless People

I'm glad you are reading this Adult Musings blog and I am going to make damn sure that all you readers of this blog are up to date on all things relevant to the knowledgeable adult. I'll tell you about each of my favorite movies and you can tell me what your favorites of all time are.

I'm proud to start by telling you about one of the funniest movies of all time-- Ruthless People.

Ruthless People is a comedy (duh) that was released in 1986 starring Danny DeVito and Bette Midler. Basically, you've got this scumbag businessman who got rich by stealing someone's clothing designs. He, DeVito, decides to kill his wife, Midler, so he can marry his hot redhead mistress who just so happens to have a lover on the side also. Just when DeVito is about to murder his wife, the couple who actually designed the clothes kidnap Midler and hold her for ransom. It is hilarious watching this friendly couple try to act ruthless in order to get their ransom money. Every character has their own hidden agenda and their crazy interactions come together to produce one of the best comedies ever. Go watch this movie now. It's okay if you've already seen it, you're welcome to view it again.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Penis and Vagina--Lip Augmentation Surgery

V: Should I get an injection or implant.
P: What are you talking about?
V: I'm going to have lip augmentation surgery?
P: Why?
V: Because fuller lips are more attractive.
P: But you already have full lips.
V: Maybe I should get a labiaplasty then.
P: Now you want to reduce your labia?
V: Designer vaginae are very popular.
P: Trust me, your labia are perfect.
V: I guess I'll just get a boob job.
P: Egad!