Ruthless People

I'm glad you are reading this Adult Musings blog and I am going to make damn sure that all you readers of this blog are up to date on all things relevant to the knowledgeable adult. I'll tell you about each of my favorite movies and you can tell me what your favorites of all time are.

I'm proud to start by telling you about one of the funniest movies of all time-- Ruthless People.

Ruthless People is a comedy (duh) that was released in 1986 starring Danny DeVito and Bette Midler. Basically, you've got this scumbag businessman who got rich by stealing someone's clothing designs. He, DeVito, decides to kill his wife, Midler, so he can marry his hot redhead mistress who just so happens to have a lover on the side also. Just when DeVito is about to murder his wife, the couple who actually designed the clothes kidnap Midler and hold her for ransom. It is hilarious watching this friendly couple try to act ruthless in order to get their ransom money. Every character has their own hidden agenda and their crazy interactions come together to produce one of the best comedies ever. Go watch this movie now. It's okay if you've already seen it, you're welcome to view it again.

Unintentionally Funny Photos

Sometimes when I'm scouring the web I come across some gold nugget. A gold nugget is something so awesome it makes all that web surfing worthwhile for me. The real beauty though is that I can pass the gold nugget on to you absolutely free, no hassle, no effort on your part. I don't think you can ask for any better than that!

Today's gold nugget is a series of photos that are "unintentionally funny". These are hilarious pictures of products and company names that are often foreign, though sometimes American, and always come out entirely downright crude and offensive. It couldn't get much better than this. Every item is laugh out loud funny (that'd be LOL for those of you who only understand texting). They are pictures which is entirely cool since you get maximum enjoyment with the minimum of effort. Probably the only way it could be any better would be if there were some gratuitous explicit random nudity thrown in for good measure. Unfortunately there is not.

So, you're probably wondering by now where the damn link to these awesomely funny photos is. Well, if you're in such a rush then just skip to the end of this paragraph right now and click on the link. Apparently you're too important to have any of your valuable time wasted by this little introduction. You don't even understand that the excitement of drawn out, suspenseful anticipation often provides far greater entertainment than what was actually anticipated. Of course in this case I can promise, even 100% guarantee, that these photos will exceed all your wildest expectations. Without further ado, I present to you lovely adoring patient fans the scrumptiously scintillating link to -- Unintentionally Funny Photos.