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Showing posts with label movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie. Show all posts

Saturday, October 23, 2010

The Princess Bride

Today I bring you The Princess Bride, a classic romantic adventure comedy released in 1987 that is kid-friendly.  I'm not exactly proud of the fact that I'm recommending a PG film (a nice R rating sounds much more adult), but the fact is that this movie is so superb that you just have to see it-- and if you happen to have a child, well they can watch it with you!

The story tells of our hero's action-packed journey to see if he can overcome all obstacles to save his true love. What obstacles you ask. Well, there's a sword fighter, Andre the Giant, mind games against a genius, the Fire Swamp, and more. I know the "and more" usually means there isn't anything more, but this movie really does have a lot more. The chances that you'll ever see a better film are pretty much inconceivable.

By the way, if you're thinking to yourself how terrible I am at reviewing movies, I'll have to agree! That's why I'm really just recommending movies. If you want to read a real review you really out to click on the link at the top of the article. Enough farting around, go have a fucking fun time watching the god damn movie.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Ruthless People

I'm glad you are reading this Adult Musings blog and I am going to make damn sure that all you readers of this blog are up to date on all things relevant to the knowledgeable adult. I'll tell you about each of my favorite movies and you can tell me what your favorites of all time are.

I'm proud to start by telling you about one of the funniest movies of all time-- Ruthless People.

Ruthless People is a comedy (duh) that was released in 1986 starring Danny DeVito and Bette Midler. Basically, you've got this scumbag businessman who got rich by stealing someone's clothing designs. He, DeVito, decides to kill his wife, Midler, so he can marry his hot redhead mistress who just so happens to have a lover on the side also. Just when DeVito is about to murder his wife, the couple who actually designed the clothes kidnap Midler and hold her for ransom. It is hilarious watching this friendly couple try to act ruthless in order to get their ransom money. Every character has their own hidden agenda and their crazy interactions come together to produce one of the best comedies ever. Go watch this movie now. It's okay if you've already seen it, you're welcome to view it again.