V: Should I get an injection or implant.
P: What are you talking about?
V: I'm going to have lip augmentation surgery?
P: Why?
V: Because fuller lips are more attractive.
P: But you already have full lips.
V: Maybe I should get a labiaplasty then.
P: Now you want to reduce your labia?
V: Designer vaginae are very popular.
P: Trust me, your labia are perfect.
V: I guess I'll just get a boob job.
P: Egad!
