Penis and Vagina-- New Haircut

P: So, did you get your new haircut?

V: Sure did. Bet you can't guess what style I got!

P: If I guess the style will you let me see it?

V: Sure, that sounds fair to me.

P: I figure you went clean shaved to eliminate the potential for Ron getting any more pubes stuck in his teeth.

V: Sound reasoning. Good guess. But wrongo. I'm feeling friendly, so I'll give you one more guess.

P: It's gotta be a landing strip then. They are so classy and sexy.

V: Sorry, wrong again.

P: So, what haircut did you get then?

V: I got a Vee.

P: That was so unfair. That wasn't even on their list of styles.

V: I did give you a second guess.

P: I wouldn't guess that in a million tries. It's like trying to guess Rumpelstiltskin.

V: All right, stop complaining. You can have a look.

P: Awesome. It's just like the Star Trek insignia.

V: You're such a dork.

Penis and Vagina-- Haircut

V: I've got to head out to the beauty parlor. See you later P.

P: Beauty parlor? For what reason may I ask?

V: To get a haircut.

P: I thought you went completely natural in that area.

V: I did, but I can't deal with hairs sticking out of my bikini crotch any more.

P: A little trimming should do the trick.

V: No, it's more than that.

P: There's some other problem with your pubic hair?

V: Sort of.

P: Come on, you can tell me.

V: It has to do with Ron.

P: Oh, he's afraid of getting hairs in his mouth when he goes down on you?

V: No, even worse. Last time he ate me out he ended up with a pube stuck in his teeth!

P: Say no more. Stop by tomorrow so I can check out your new hairstyle.