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Showing posts with label smoking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smoking. Show all posts

Monday, October 11, 2010

She Loved to Have People Watch

(Erotic Story by Black Walnut)
I’d instructed her earlier not to wear underwear beneath her dress that day. We are sitting on my patio smoking and sipping cold scotch. “Pull your dress up, spread your legs, and play with your pussy for me.” I live in an urban neighborhood, and although my back deck is semi-secluded, the neighbors might see us out there, dimly, shadowy, if they happen to look. As I watch her exposing herself like this, I feel myself growing harder, and so I loosen my belt, undo my pants, and begin idly to stroke myself. After several moments, the thrill of masturbating for each other like this out of doors, semi-publicly, is beginning to overwhelm whatever distress she may have felt.
When I see her getting close to orgasm, I tell her “stop, go in the house, and bring me your dildo.” When she returns, I say “lie back against the bench and fuck yourself with it, while the neighbors and I watch.” As she does so, I continue to stroke myself idly—leaning back on the bench next to her, sipping my scotch and watching her diddle her sloppy cunt with that rubber dong. Knowing she wants me to fuck her instead, but showing no inclination to do so, only seems to fuel her own lust. It is as if she has set her mind to do this for me so I will let her have my cock. Instead, I tell her “make yourself cum, get yourself off, since I know that’s all you really care about.” I call her my selfish little slut, my lovely, dear selfish little slut…and she goes off, bucking and grinding against the rubber cock, her voice crying out a little more loudly than she’d intended, but she is too far gone to worry about the neighbors now.
Her performance has succeeded, though, in bringing me close, and as she lays there recovering, I stand up and pull my cock out, letting my pants drop around my thighs. I tell her “pull the top of your dress down and sit up because I want to cum on your tits”, and as she obeys, I soon explode, hosing her bosoms and the deck down with half-a-dozen healthy spurts of my seed.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Marijuana is Bad Shit

Do people actually have to be told that smoking is bad for them? It seems pretty self evident that lighting something on fire and intentionally inhaling the smoke is going to be dangerous. I don't think you need to be a brain surgeon to realize that passing smoke through your longs on a regular basis is an unhealthy practice.

Of course many people aren't so stupid as to waste their time smoking tobacco when they can light up a marijuana filled doobie and get a nice high along with their lung cancer. I think it's funny how many names there are for marijuana. We have pot, hemp, hash, hashish, grass, weed, ganja, bud, joint, roach, reefer, herb, maryjane, dope, 420 and skunk to name a few. What really gets me though is that maybe the most popular name for marijuana is shit. Yes, people call it shit, roll it into a joint, light it up, put it in their mouths and smoke it. Voluntarily none the less. "Hey Mack, how's about we light up this here roach and smoke some shit?" Right on. You might as well kill off those last few brain cells in your puny head.

And what about the language people use to describe the quality of marijuana? Sure, there's "good" weed which is okay I suppose. Then there's "high quality" weed for the discerning pot smokers out there. The next step up would have to be "bad". Yes, you got me. "Bad" is good to the druggie. If you can score some really bad weed you can expect to pay a little extra. Probably the best praise you could give after a toke would be, "Now that has to be the worst shit I ever smoked!"