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Showing posts with label sexual. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexual. Show all posts

Monday, October 25, 2010

Gays in the Air Force

(Word Play)
Maybe it's just me but I don't think there's any need for the ol' "Don't ask, don't tell" policy in the Air Force. It just seems blatantly obvious what a man's sexual orientation is when his goal in life is to spend as much time as he can in a cockpit. Pretty soon a great deal of aircraft will be unmanned in which case the pilots will spend all day together in a control center gripping their joysticks.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Only Successful Pick-up Line

Traditionally, when you wanted to meet someone new for sex or maybe even just a little platonic friendship, you would head out to a bar, night club, disco, or such. You sit down and suck on some yummy alcoholic beverages to lubricate your courage as you scour the scene for attractive game. You spot someone and now comes the difficult if not impossible challenge of introducing yourself to them. What's your best pick-up line? "What's your sign?" "Don't I know you from somewhere?" "Do you come here often?" If you manage to actually produce any coherent communication without scaring off your potential companion, you just might get lucky enough to chat for a while or even share a dance. The chances you'll be doing the horizontal mambo-- virtually nil.

Fast forward to modern-day computer-enhanced relationship-building (better known as online dating). Now you can go online and search through an infinite source of adults who are just as interested in getting together as you-- people looking for platonic friendship, sexy email/texting/sexting, phone sex, and sexual encounters. People with profiles detailing all their physical attributes along with their inner fantasies. Naked pictures that show off people's unique personalities. Meet swingers, nudists, exhibitionists, submissivesdominatrixes.. A community with forums and chat rooms to discuss everything of adult interest (sexual and not). Party boards to schedule get-togethers. Daily sex cam shows for all to enjoy. Porn videos and picture galleries to be viewed any time. Porn star interviews for your perusal. Now you have no more need for lines like "Are you busy tonight at say 3AM?"